This quiz was made up by me at 12:15am while eating a bag of salt lime popcorn. I make no promises!
True or False. Letting your children carry snack cups around the living room, only to dump out contents (pretzels, crackers, cereal, etc.) of said cups and smash them into the carpet is not a good idea, annoying, and results in more work for mama. None the less, this practice will continue.
True or False. Your children have a trendier, more extensive, and attractive wardrobe than you do.
True or False. Day dreaming of naps or coffee or napping while drinking coffee is completely normal.
True or False. Putting a bag of cereal in the freezer by mistake and then searching for it all morning the next day is also completely normal.
True or False. You have a willingness to drop kick anyone's child across a field who would cause your own child harm or sadness.
True or False. You have the ability to complete multiple tasks at the same time, while at the same time forgetting what are all the tasks you are completing.
If you answered TRUE to these questions, congratulations, you are a mom! If you answered FALSE, than you must just be better than the rest of us, or not a mom.
Have a great weekend.
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